Something Beautiful...
Feb 10
The Most Wonderful Website for SHOES!!! :)
Feb 08

Why can’t I be this tan? If only they would make sunless tanning products that make you this tan…and that don’t stink.
Feb 06
Help my sisters friend with anonymous texts
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Me
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This is Brent Smith with the Springfield Police Department. I received a citizen complaint about anonymous texts. Please identify yourself or I will be forced to contact the phone company and then send an office to your residence.
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Anthony
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This is Anthony A******. What did I do?
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Me
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You sent an anonymous text to an individual named Jordan. This is your first and final warning. Have a good evening.
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Anthony to Jordan
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This is Anthony. Did you call the cops on me?
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Jordan
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No my dad did though.
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Anthony
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Why? I almost peed my pants.
Feb 05
Nov 26
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
— William Wallace