Something Beautiful...

Feb 10

Why can’t I be this tan? If only they would make sunless tanning products that make you this tan…and that don’t stink.

Me
This is Brent Smith with the Springfield Police Department. I received a citizen complaint about anonymous texts. Please identify yourself or I will be forced to contact the phone company and then send an office to your residence.
Anthony
This is Anthony A******. What did I do?
Me
You sent an anonymous text to an individual named Jordan. This is your first and final warning. Have a good evening.
Anthony to Jordan
This is Anthony. Did you call the cops on me?
Jordan
No my dad did though.
Anthony
Why? I almost peed my pants.

“Every man dies. Not every man really lives.” — William Wallace